DOWN THE LINE Surf Talk Radio

(surf industry, surf, surf news, standup paddle, sup, surf media,)

Check out the latest interview with JS surfboards shaper Jason Stevenson.

We posted this Standup question on our FaceBook page and it got a lot of play so Baldy thought it’d be good to share it with you on our blog.

BTW: This is a photo Steve Sherman took of Baldy and I when he was in-studio for an interview.

Ripping on a Standup is like: Killing a spider with a bazooka, effective but lacking precision.

Rob Farrow: Just stop right there!!!!!

Mark Athanacio: surfing a canoe. its ok for bottom turns and stylish longboarding as long as there is no stabbing of the wave

Rob Farrow: Its like watching a guy with a walker try and do hurdles.

Scott Bass: Racing a John Deere tractor at the Indy 500.

Rob Farrow: backwards

Scott Bass: Taking a number at the DMV… you think you’re getting somewhere, but you’re not.

Scott Bass: BTW: I can have fun with this, because I was doing it before any of you.

Scott Bass: Using binoculars to look for your lost car keys.

Doug Somers: doing wheelies on a moped

Rob Farrow: It’s like riding a moped in general…fun as long as no one sees you on one…..

Joyce Sisson: sweeping the garage

Scott Bass: trimming your eyebrows with a chainsaw

Scott Bass: ‎…working on the Manassas Gap railroad, the rails never get buried and the turns are unfinished.

Scott Bass: ‎…being on the US Olympic Fencing Team, lots of stabbing and no medals.

Jon Peck: rollerblading.

Marco Gonzalez: Like humping a fat chick in your twenties… no matter how fun it is, you don’t want your friends to know about it, … and you certainly don’t want them to see you in action.

Bill Brown: Masturbating to National Geographic.

Geoffrey Buser: Like a cop at a donut shop taking all the fresh donuts

Mike Tuten: federal stimulous money getting to us; neither will ever happen

Bryan Ingraham: like shooting fish in a barrel with ruberbands! :}

Bruce Green: As subtle as a boner in sweatpants!

Scott Bass ‎…being at a fondue festival, tons of stabbing and it’s all cheesy.