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We posted this Standup question on our FaceBook page and it got a lot of play so Baldy thought it’d be good to share it with you on our blog.
BTW: This is a photo Steve Sherman took of Baldy and I when he was in-studio for an interview.
Ripping on a Standup is like: Killing a spider with a bazooka, effective but lacking precision.
Rob Farrow: Just stop right there!!!!!
Mark Athanacio: surfing a canoe. its ok for bottom turns and stylish longboarding as long as there is no stabbing of the wave
Rob Farrow: Its like watching a guy with a walker try and do hurdles.
Scott Bass: Racing a John Deere tractor at the Indy 500.
Rob Farrow: backwards
Scott Bass: Taking a number at the DMV… you think you’re getting somewhere, but you’re not.
Scott Bass: BTW: I can have fun with this, because I was doing it before any of you.
Scott Bass: Using binoculars to look for your lost car keys.
Doug Somers: doing wheelies on a moped
Rob Farrow: It’s like riding a moped in general…fun as long as no one sees you on one…..
Joyce Sisson: sweeping the garage
Scott Bass: trimming your eyebrows with a chainsaw
Scott Bass: …working on the Manassas Gap railroad, the rails never get buried and the turns are unfinished.
Scott Bass: …being on the US Olympic Fencing Team, lots of stabbing and no medals.
Jon Peck: rollerblading.
Marco Gonzalez: Like humping a fat chick in your twenties… no matter how fun it is, you don’t want your friends to know about it, … and you certainly don’t want them to see you in action.
Bill Brown: Masturbating to National Geographic.
Geoffrey Buser: Like a cop at a donut shop taking all the fresh donuts
Mike Tuten: federal stimulous money getting to us; neither will ever happen
Bryan Ingraham: like shooting fish in a barrel with ruberbands! :}
Bruce Green: As subtle as a boner in sweatpants!
Scott Bass …being at a fondue festival, tons of stabbing and it’s all cheesy.